okaysizedbangtheory:

the harsh reality of our economic situation

okaysizedbangtheory:

the harsh reality of our economic situation

(via time-not-well-wasted)

unit03:

woodmeat:

0 to 100 real quick

image

"my mama said i gotta come home right now immediately"

(via schloong)

zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

(via pizza)

A thing happened on campus

shady-brain-farm:

So my name is Joey White and I’m a very pasty pale British white guy at uni overseas. So I was introducing myself and this guy from Nigeria goes “Hi, I’m Joseph” so I said, “I’m a Joseph too! Joseph White.” Then he looked me in the eye and said in a dead serious tone “I’m Joseph Brown” and we nearly died.

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rawhumor:

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nerdsandgamersftw:

miamighostlights:

archangel223:

That’ll be 10 groot please. 

money is the groot of all evil

This is grootiful

(via lilmissstripes)

ughjosh:

I just want your lips against mine and your hand on my butt.

(via pizza)

lunabriluna:

umistakeme-forstraight:

Don’t shame the girls who sent pictures of themselves half-naked to their significant others as a way to express eroticism which is healthy and natural… give the people hell who think it’s okay to destroy someone’s trust and distribute those images simply for entertainment purposes. 

Say it again. I don’t think they got it the first time. Too much truth.

(via x0xog0ssipgirl)

king-of-westeros:

kingofwesteros:

in the game of urls you win or you hyphen

you’re telling me mate

(via x0xog0ssipgirl)

oknope:

is your face from mcdonalds? cause im loving it

(via sextronautt)

schoolyards:

how to become a burrito

schoolyards:

how to become a burrito

(via pizza)

At the groceries store

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

(via euphgottafriendinme)