damnhowell:

so this girl at my school was mad at me so on facebook she sent me

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instead of correcting her spelling, i just took her profile picture and made this and sent it to her

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she doesn’t get it

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supersmashthestatebros:

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

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pimpdaddytavros:

i want to be rebellious but i dont want to get in trouble  

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inbox:

I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old

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raven:

Iconic
raven:

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raven:

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raven:

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silversora:

If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision

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jadehariey:

sukoshibot:

jadehariey:

jadehariey:

What’s the tallest buildings in your city?

THE LIBRARY BECAUSE IT HAS THE MOST STORIES 

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I can’t believe I’m being punder arrest.

(via pizza)

conshence:

imagine if every note you got on a post was $1

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charminglyantiquated:

a little love story about mermaids and tattoos
charminglyantiquated:

a little love story about mermaids and tattoos
charminglyantiquated:

a little love story about mermaids and tattoos
charminglyantiquated:

a little love story about mermaids and tattoos
charminglyantiquated:

a little love story about mermaids and tattoos
charminglyantiquated:

a little love story about mermaids and tattoos
charminglyantiquated:

a little love story about mermaids and tattoos

charminglyantiquated:

a little love story about mermaids and tattoos

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  • Person A: Makes a typo
  • Person A: Repeats the word with the typo corrected
  • Person B: Says the word with the original typo
  • Person A: Shut up

foxalpha:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

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